December 2010
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I can't do any work for the next 34 minutes
Too busy air-drumming to Tell All Your Friends
Holding It In
alexbergmans:
So I can take a dump in my rich uncle’s mansion later today
I’ve worked out a nice system where most of the time I poop at work, so I get paid for it.
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My friend is getting married at the end of...
That gives me just about two months to find a girl who will tolerate me long enough to sit through a wedding.
Restrictions: can’t use witchcraft or horse tranquilizers to trick her into saying yes
Difficulty: 5 out of 5 stars
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She could pull the sunlight through me
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killing more time
Playlist for running(not in order), hopefully I remember to make it when I get home.
Pierce The Veil - Besitos
Pierce The Veil - Caraphernelia
Thrice - Under A Killing Moon
Thrice - Music Box
The Receiving End Of Sirens - Dead Men Tell No Tales
The Receiving End Of Sirens - …Then I Defy You, Stars
The Receiving End Of Sirens - Smoke and Mirrors
Isles & Glaciers - Hills Like White...
Achievements on Kongregate are the worst thing to happen to my (already terrible) work ethic since Stumbleupon.
Because lists help me pass the time at work
Places I want to visit eventually:
Portugal
New Zealand (imagine that)
Sweden
Ireland
Places I want to visit, but never will because every single animal there eats humans:
Australia
BOOM
THERE’S THE FLAVOR
MIKE
redskynight:
i really like this christmas-themed something corporate song i have
album recs?
Sorry, didn’t see this until I was creeping on your page just now. The lead singer of Something Corporate is actually the lead guy from another band called Jack’s Mannequin (it’s basically slightly different SoCo), so check out those albums too. There might be a few songs...
I swear to god, this mix could sink the sun
but it was you I was thinking of
Joga with a soft J?
Does anyone know the name of a good yoga course I can torrent? I’m just kind of blind-downloading torrents trying to find an actual yoga lesson and not “porn set in a yoga studio.”
sleep number calculator
I got 55, but it doesn’t matter because I can’t afford one of those beds. I was just curious because those commercials come on like 30 times in a row usually.
I wonder what my Sleep Number is
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Natalie Portman engaged and pregnant. A nation...
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youmightfindyourself:
Every nerd in the world is now on suicide watch.
Well I guess this is the end. Goodbye.
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I have 6 projects due today. Time to crank up the last.fm R&B station and get to work.
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Snow Day Checklist
pajamas
booze
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog
awesome apple cinnamon scented candle
Everybody wake up
It’s time to get down
#200
Instead of being a True Grit review (it was awesome by the way), this is a one word review of the hitchhiker I picked up on the way home from the movie theater:
hella-awkward.
My 200th post (the post after this) will probably be a one word drunken review of True Grit after I see it tonight.
This year I told my parents that I just wanted cooking supplies (pots and pans, etc) for christmas. Every single gift I got from my entire family is cookware and I don’t have enough cabinet space for all this stuff.
Reblog if you're a strong black woman who don't...