Operation: Fiscal Jackhammer: Archive

my shoulder really fucking hurts

willing to trade massages (seriously [doesn’t have to be shoulder-for-shoulder])

Feb 1st

I hear the dog barking and lots of slapping and...

Pretty sure Mike and Cuffy are boning.

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

Anonymous asked: Are you a tegan and sara fan?

http://borneonthefmwaves.tumblr.com/

It's a tumblr uploading all the audio files that feature either twin as a guest artist on songs by other bands. you might just find some songs you like :] recommend please x

Feb 1st

Earlier today when I was super bored I asked a music forum for stuff to answer, but the only rule was ‘your questions can’t be radiohead lyrics’ (that forum has a hardon for radiohead). They’re very good at asking questions, as shown below. 1. Have you ever eaten 6 hot dogs? Yes 2. At once? No 3. What? “I said you’re a terrible stuntman!” 4. Why...

Jan 31st

Why don't we leave?

Let’s go to your house and we can feel each other up on the couch, oh no I don’t mind taking it slow

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Celebrating Justin Timberlake's birthday by...

Jan 31st

When my boss doesn't show up, I don't do shit all...

this one is kind of gay, but I’m killing time so whatever Be honest, are you starting to gain feelings towards anyone? Not really Was yesterday better than today? Yep, just because I’m at work today What were you doing at 12 am last night? Having a really weird dream What does the song you’re listening to remind you of? Space and explosions and stuff (Thirty-Six Silos by If These...

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

Dear Conor Oberst,

Thank you for “Shell Games”.

Jan 31st

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

4 “boners caused by Robert Downey Jr.” out of 5

Jan 31st

29815.) My rape face is rather sexy.

Jan 30th

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practicing my impression of a guy who is really full due to toaster strudel and an assload of orange juice

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

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Last night I was pondering my drinking habits, among other things, and I realized that there’s a certain hygiene curve that I tend to follow when I get drunk (I hate not being able to brush my teeth though, so if it’s at all possible I’ll always try to brush). As I get more and more drunk I get sloppier; maybe I’ll sleep with my contacts in or wear some gross smokey...

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable

because you’re bumpable, well I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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the-yellow-bird asked: aren't you in love with olivia wilde?

ahem... http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfrdxjlgQp1qdp3rbo1_500.jpg

Jan 29th

It's a long way down when your hopes are high as...

and I’m worried that I’m falling for you

Jan 29th

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Hey Parker (or whoever else), need help quickly

High Fidelity or Say Anything? I need a movie to watch while I pretend to work and I’m leaning towards High Fidelity.

Jan 28th

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I nearly forgot about this night

I’m pretty sure some of you bitches have read this before, but this is a firsthand account of an incredibly expensive drunken adventure I had last summer. I totally forgot that I had written it up and saved it, but here it is in all its glory. This account is as accurate as I could get it (I wrote it after I got home and before I went to sleep), and yes that girl was actually thirty-three...

Jan 28th

"abreast"

hehehehehe

Jan 28th

Al Jazeera English: live stream from Egypt →

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Dammit, you're so young

well I don’t think I care

Jan 28th

My back hurts today

I’m pretty sure it’s because I didn’t drink enough Franzia last night.

Jan 28th

I’m not a very intimidating guy, so it’s weird and unsettling to see shit like this. I’ve definitely walked around killing time with lady friends late at night in that area and even drunk-walked around there solo a few times. Unless it’s like 2+ vs 1 I think I’d be fine, but my small frame definitely screams “hey, come beat me up.” reddit thread:...

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Overall it was a good night

I woke up from a horrible dream starring my bitchcunt ex, then fell asleep and had a dream in which I got drunk with John Nolan and Mark O’Connell (Taking Back Sunday) and then we had a cookout.

Jan 28th

oh hey, amanda is over tonight

time to tell her how much andrew misses her (0%, but i’m going to exaggerate and pretend like it’s 100%) and how cute they looked together

Jan 28th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →

Andrew Inge (32) Anberlin (27) Lydia (16) The Receiving End of Sirens (15) Something Corporate (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Jan 28th

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alligatorblood: And I could still be ruthless if...