January 2012
December 2011
EVEN IF WE COME HOME EMPTY HANDED
WE’LL STILL HAVE OUR STORIES, OUR BATTLE SCARS, PIRATE SHIPS, AND WOUNDED HEARTS
gonna celebrate the new year just like I did the...
(So just eating pizza and masturbating)
I was thinking about breadsticks before I...
Way back in the day, before the fifth Harry Potter book came out, I was chillin on the internet (spittin’ game at fly honeys most likely) and I stumbled upon what was advertised as a leaked pdf of the fifth HP book. I’m always down for getting slizzard with some wizards, so I downloaded it and spent the next day or so reading it. Everything seemed normal until i was about 1/3 of the...
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alexbergmans replied to your post: so there’s this girl
Pizza Hut is good
it’s the easiest job i’ve ever had. lit’trally all i have to do is drive around listening to music, wash dishes sometimes, and think about slapping the D into/onto/around that girl
so there's this girl
that i work with at pizza hut and she looks and acts almost exactly like a girl i dated many many years ago (i mean like 11th grade/2005, that long ago). i spent my first few shifts thinking that it actually was her and she, through sheer force of will, had just removed all traces of me from her memory (she wouldn’t have been the only girl to do so).
she turned out to be a completely...
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Thrice - Red Sky EP
i was listening to the House Of Blues live album and I realized that I didn’t actually have Flags Of Dawn, so I bought the Red Sky EP
http://www.mediafire.com/?hzf3nqfvtuot8ji for any of you weiners who don’t have it already
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time for the weekly "please listen to my band,...
http://fromfragileseeds.bandcamp.com/
Do you ever
get “The Thong Song” stuck in your head when you’re washing dishes?
Me too
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Thrice (52)
Circa Survive (18)
Caravela (13)
Dashboard Confessional (9)
The Receiving End of Sirens (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a...
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Why do hardXcore kids always smell like pencil...
serious question
Mewithoutyou
More like ‘the last time 8 listened to this band was the devil and god tour; what have I been doing with my life’
Thebdevil and runm qre raging inside me
Jegus fuck these openers suck
Last Thursday show of my life blog 2k11
:(
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“My ride is more spacious than Drake’s anus.”
– Alex Bergmans, “Killer High Life”
Sherlock Holmes 2: electric boogaloo
pros:
RDJ and Jude Law being ballers
some ridiculously pretty-ass scenes
Stephen Fry
I snuck some rum into the theater and it helped (it always does)
cons:
ran out of rum pretty quickly
some scenes were too long
not enough of bbgirl #6 (Rachel McAdams)
less mystery-y and more action-y than the first movie
overall: 7.5/10, enjoyable but could have been better
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the6issilent replied to your photo: My littlest sister got me blonde hair extensions…
i expect a picture of you wearing this and brushing your teeth with it.
turns out the hair was for someone else but i’ll try to get a j.biebz brushing video or something up sometime this week
I'D ROB A QUIK-E MART FOR YOU
(via jessieandmywhetst0ne, jessieandmywhetst0ne)
I’D GO TO THE POUND AND LET ALL THE CATS GO FREE, AS LONG AS YOU’D BE WITH ME
Jegus fuck, mom
Pajama pants without pockets?! What kind of bullshit gift is this? There’s nowhere to put my supplies
AMELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ICANFEELYOUWHEN THE WIND DIES DOWN
malkmusisracist:
NAP GANG
DON’T CALL US AT RANDOM TIMES DURING THE DAY THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE WE ARE NAPPING
WE WILL CALL U
Ludachristmas