Operation: Fiscal Jackhammer

werdnuh answered your question: is there a cat version of a corgi?

Cats are stupid. Don’t you fucking dare get a cat.

Zoey is a little too forward with me sometimes, so i need a cat for protection. it’s exactly like how Natalie Portman has a bodyguard so that people don’t run up and start humping and biting her while she’s trying to watch Workaholics.

 catthew answered your questionis there a cat version of a corgi?

there are weirdly small breeds / breeds with weird ears / breeds with flat faces that are all quirky and cute in the manner of a corgi
do you know the names of any of the breeds? i plan on spending almost all of today looking at pictures of cats on the internet